Vegans can kinda be annoying. "I can't eat meat." are the four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. Those painful words mean we have to drive around the city for hours looking for some restuarant that serves "vegan friendly" food, which ironically looks and tastes exactly like regular people food. As if when someone stops eating meat, it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon their friends. Meh, its actually not that big of a deal, a lot of our friends are Vegan, and more attractive than us. Who knows if we'll actually go to hell for eating animals that spend most of their lives shitting in a field. Either way, this board lets you do all the thinking. Is meat murder? Is dairy rape? Do you want great pop, insane flex, unbreakable construction, and a dead pig?
Art by Steven Karl Metzer & J. Suta